Hello all you unknowns and you knowns

This is the official Adam McConnell aka The borbons WebSite
Place of the present that every girl wants for christmas (See Film Girl Next Door)
I am the Borbon

This is a long story so get a mug of Tea or hot chocolate if you prefer and a good comfy Chair
It all started one cold winters day I was mindlessly on my way to Games world a local establishment where I frequent to purchase card games and to banter with the other customers.
When I arrived the weather had taken its toll on my allready bad cold and I had started to sniffle a bit more than I had earlier in the morning.
This meant that I could not breathe properly and had to breathe through my mouth. This in tern lowered the tone of my voice and also meant that if i emphases any pointin a sentance or tried to laugh i would lapse into another coughing spree.
When in the establishment I happened to enter in a conversation with the owner a man. He asked me whether I would like to join in a booster draft with some other customers. Now me being a student was skint and so could not afford the entry fee for the competiition. I told this to the shopkeeper, but he then added the fact that I never had any money or did anything interesting.
This conversation went on for many weeks and then got linked with the biscuit which I frequently enjoy with a warm cup if hot chocolate (the only real way to enjoy the bistcuit). I said that they were my favorite biscuit which ment that i fell straight into his trap. This then evolved into him calling me the borbon after the biscuit and the way in which i dont do anything interesting which the name evolved from and it has stuck.

So this is the reason for the name

I am also an honoree member of
God Damn Corporation
due to I frequent the same establishment for collectable card games as other member