My other friends websites

As I was introduced to this website creator thing I have a few other peoples website addresses that you should go on so here they are

David Sykes (the Big Dave so called for obvios reasons Very pedantic)
http://davidsykes.blogspot.com/

Yankee Dave (Lived in America, came over here met us lot)
http://teamgdci.blogspot.com/

Carl ((tool) met him years ago in scouts (long time ago) been friends scince)
http://the-farce.blogspot.com/

Oliver (met him when i started playing theing like Warhammer(long time ago))
http://muppetryinmotion.blogspot.com/

So check them out

Thank Spirit for that

I have finally no more exams for three months but the fact is I still have to work hard in my subjects to get into a decent university

I have to bend the space time continuum as well because I have two interviews on the same day one at 10 and the other at 11. One in Scarborough and the other in Birmingham so how I am going to do it, I don't know (probably just re arrange the appointment)

I really hope to get on the course in Durham university
(primary school Teaching)
It is the only course I really can see myself doing as a career

So I'll keep updating this one just in case your bored enough to read it
you know you don't care!

The Wasted bunch of Tits

I am now going TEE total (golf pun intended as I dont play golf either)

I hate that foul demonic drink alcohol it is the jism of satan himself
All I can say is dont play drinking games no matter what people say it is not fun and its not cleaver
I got so badly wasted that I ended up ill for 4 days. Yes four days of feeling bad and sick and not being able to eat that well

Also everytime we do drink I end up on the sofa with a bad neck (tiny Violins and tiny sofa)
And some very strange bruses and scabs (elbows and back?)(I dont know what happened I am guessing that i was during the blackouts)

Not that I mind getting drunk it is just the fact that I realy dont need to. There is no need to go and get wasted at every opertunity. I would not mind if it was a social activity but when we all drink so much everyone ends up bad and fights start to break out
Chris is an aggressive drunk and this means he is even more competitive than normal. This is best said by and example of the story of the fire extinguisher.

Dave and ollie spray chris with a fire extinguisher which has fallen of the wall. CO2 mind and Chris thincks that it is all Ollies idea flings his phone (breaks) and theratens Ollie. This is understandable but Chris still thinks its Ollies fault even when it was explained. This proves a little drink can go a long way
And more things like this have happened in the past

So I renounce drink and hope to live a more happy and intellegent life
Put that in your pipe and smoke it DAVE

you drunken fool

The Tool Box of Middlesbrough

The Members are currently
Carl Atherton
Labrador (name I don't care enough to spell fully)

This is due to the immense amount of muppetry that they land themselves in

A good example of this was Labrador. He came round to Daves and asked if he could stay because he could not be pestered going round his sisters in the dark.
So when me and Carl went to sleep (on separate sofas) he decide to have a rummage round on Dave's PC
A mans PC is his Island and if anyone invades he has the right to seek bloody and retribution vengeance
Carl was not asleep though and watched as the tool Labrador tried for an hour and a half to find the porn on Dave's PC. SICKO (and not just the Labrador Dave's porn is wrong as well)
especially with two other people in the room (I was there but I was asleep). It took him that long because Carl hid the Folder with the right click option.

And these are the people I have to hang around with on a regular basis
At least its more fun than Trisha

Samuel L Jackson and Other Actors

THE BAD

Vin Diesel
I hate the twat. He really cannot act his way into the bathroom and take a was (he is Crap)
The 'Riddick' films were OK but not as good as some others I had seen about the same time I don't see what all the fuss is about. AND I now find out that he plays D+D is nothing Sacred. It is the only real good fun game that I can do that someone is not better because they have money and better resource's. I cannot believe that he has actually done a foreword for on of the D + D books. The other thing I have about him is his posy attitude all he does is try to look cool all the time.

Keanu Reeves

All I have to say is that fact that he is a wooden actor that is only on a high pary roll because he was in some very good films (The Original Matrix). If that is not all he only went into acting because he had dyslexia (sorry about spelling I think) Im sure he could have got himself a better job which means that I don't have to see his face everywhere I look. Though one good thing about him is the fact that he is a wooden actor. In the film 'Constantine' he was very well cast as the most wooden and moody character ever. This for once did not spoil the film as his type of bad acting was perfect. Ditto with 'The Matrix'.

Val Kilmer

What can I say the man is himself in every film.

The Good

Samuel L Jackson

Contrary to what my mates think I do not have a obsession with the Bloke. I just like how he gets everywhere and how he portrays each role differently. I also like the fact that no matter what he acts cool and swears a lot.
My main reason for liking him is he is in a lot of good films

Pulp Fiction
Goodfellas
Star Wars (Mace Windu)
Jackie Brown

51st State

Kill Bill Vol 2. (The piano guy)

Clint Eastwood

Well what do you say about he man of steel. He is currently about 75 and still going. He had been one of the best actors for a very long time. He is the man Harry Callahan. I love his films and think that every man out their should have seen at least 5 of his films (Inc western's). Their is no better man than He. I bow down to the kink of Western cinema.

Tom Hanks

I bet you are thinking that I am going to slag him off but why should I. He is a very good actor he can impersonate someone with accuracy and also feeling. This is shown in many of his films. A very good example of this is The Terminal, Sleepless in Seattle and many more. As you can tell I also watch some girly romantic comedy's and he is even good in these.

Gene Reno

He may have a big nose but as French Actor go he is the tits.

The Medium

Christopher Lee

He is like Keanu Reeves. I only noticed this a few days ago but in every film he has been in he play himself. In Lord Of The Rings it was not so bad but he is just wooden. Another strange thing about him is the fact that he looks like he has never aged since he did the 'Wicker Man'. Dose anyone not find that weird

And here endith the lesson

Religion

So in my life I know many different types of people all with their own certain view of the world. Some of my friends are Muslims (devout) reborn Christians pagans and atheists. This means that it comes up in normal conversations quite often. Normally at college during lunch (of all times). When the topic of religion normally comes up I cringe and start to back off. This is not due to me being racist it is just the fact that it is a very sensitive subject to some people and they get quite agitated if not everyone conforms to there ideals.

A good example of this is Christianity. It is not a bad idea as a religion. One god who created everything on the earth and in the heavens. It is just that not everything in the Bible makes sense a good example of this is creationism and the lack of ideas in the area of Dinosaurs.

This is why I have chosen to have my own ideas that do not conform to any religion. This is a mainly Asian based religion. With many ideas from different places. The main element in the religion is the idea of the code of honor or Bushido. This is a code for the honored warrior and can still be implemented into today's world.
Zen Buddhism is also and interesting element about the path to elightenment. Tao Buddhism is a more active version of Zen and does not require the studying of books (as much). There is also one main element that I like of these religions and that is the idea that

MONK's rule

The main thing that I do belive in is a force. Not in a sentient being as such. More of a fatefull energy. This is a balancing force. It works by the balance of equilibrium. If something bad happens in the end something good will happen to balance out the world. Not everyone has a balance but in someway their is always someone who is opposite. An example of this is the idea of a bum and a rich person. I guess it would also work as the ideas of Ying and Yang.

When I come up with more ideas I will post them

A few extracts from the book of the Samurai as according to a film

It is bad when one thing becomes two. One should not look for anything else in the way of the samurai. It is the same for anything else that is called a way. If one understands things in this manner, he should be able to hear about all ways and be more and more in accord with his own

If one were to say in a word what the condition of being a samurai is, its basis lies first in seriously devoting ones body and soul to his master. Not to forget ones master is the most fundamental thing for a retainer

Among he maxims of Lord Naoshiges wall here was this one. “Matters of great concern should be treated lightly.” Master Ittei commented, “Matters of small concern should be treated seriously.”

In the words of the ancients, one should make his decisions within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break right through to the other side.

When one has made the decision to kill a person, even if it would be very difficult to succeed by advancing straight ahead, it would not do to think about it in a long around about way. The way of the samurai is one of immediacy, and it is best to dash in headlong.

Our bodies are given life from the mist of nothingness. Existing where there is nothing is the meaning of the phrase, “Form is emptiness.” That all things are provided for by nothingness is the meaning of he phrase. “Emptiness is form.” One should not think that these are two separate things.

There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. By doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you will still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to all things.

It is said that what is called “the spirit of an age” is something to which one cannot return. That the spirit gradually dissipates is due to the worlds coming end. For this reason although one would like to change today world back to the spirit of 100 years ago, it cannot be done. Thus it is important to make the best out of every generation.

In kamigata area they have a sort of tiered lunch box they use for a single day when flower viewing. Upon returning, they throw them away, trampling them underfoot. The end is important in all things

see there are sayings in this world that even I cannot understand