Bording

I have done the sillest thing tonight. I was in the comunity center were I worked with my Sk8Brd and think I know I will cut across the lobby. Now I did not realise how slippy the floor was. So I set off and the board flies straight forward. Duh

I go flat on my arse and my bag connects with the floor.

Oh shit My laptop is in the bag. FUCK was the first word that hit my lips.

The laptop is Ok but I have broken off the little things that keep the thing closed. It works ok but I am going to have to glue the little tabs back on.

I am such an idiot

What the fuck possesed my to try it with my laptop on my back.

Thank fuck its Ok my parents would have killed me if I had broken it. Lucky its fixable

Oh fuck the fucking crazy frog. I am at work and there is a fucking kids party going on and the arse of a DJ has put the Fucking Crazy frog on. I cannot stand that bloody thing as you can tell from the swearing. Whay the hell did it become a blooming craze.

Mind you the Djs Subwhoofer is not bad. I can feel the base through my feet.

Wars and cats (rofl Kitten)

How cute is that cat and how much of a nonce does that bloke feel like now.

This is type of soldier I would turn into. A hardcore fighter but as soon as a cat turns up Id go all soft and have to stroke it. How cute is that cat. Secretly though it has been trained to find heat sources such as body heat and fire and home in so that the soldiers can keep warm in the cold harsh desert. Lol

By the way can you see how much gaffer tape he has on his riffle. Isnt this just typical of the army. Mind you it looks as if his hat has a karki ribbon in it. Lol

And as if that cat is sat there letting him stroke it. He must have fed it before hand or it must be hungry. My cat would ignore you unless it was cold and needed to warm its paws or it was hungry.

Home Dilivery

Now this is the kind of home dilivery service I want. A more personal UPS for the future generation. why cannot all companies be like this.

I know what you are all thinking a male chovonist. Nope
I was looking throught the vast pron database that is the net when I came across this picture. How small is that uniform.

I cannot belive that this could be a real photo. Hope it isnt cos it is so degrading.
All men are fucktards

The only reason i write this is because no bloke i know will be reading the text and it will get me brownie points with all the lasses I know
Suck on that cockbags

ANARCHY

After looking on the internet I finally found a website that would give you a visual display of you political position. Either Left or Right wing.

Follow the link to the website and then answer the quiz.

politicalcompass.org.

I am in the same area as the Dali Lama.

Acording to the test I am a Economic left Social Libartarian (or Sligtly comunist Anarch)

I am 4.75 to the left and 2.21 to the libertarian.

I already know that but it was interesting to find out.

The website is an org so it is not joke. Give it a go. Wont harm or will it you communist socialists.

The graph shows some other famous leaders and there views. I thought it would be interesting to compare me with the other people in history.

Frankie One Brow (Francis Parker)

Not a commie for once just a good friend. Ant eh title is an anchient nick name
He was the college mate of doom. A rocky relationship in the first few years of secondary school. We sorted that out in about year 10 and have been good friends for the past 4 years.
Does not seem that long.

He is now at TeesSide and enjoying his course of computer science. Seems happy enough. Likes to post random comments on my blog.

At trhe moment he apears to have lots of timew on his hands so he is blogging aways like no-ones bissuness.

Here is his main site address

mourn4data.blogspot.com

The next site has been created from a passion for Family Guy (EErrrrhhh how gay lol). I am a memeber but I will be probally bared after a few comments lol.

Click here

Im sure he could have shortened it to a rude word lol.

Live long and prosper

Making Lifes decisions

People are uncontrolable and responses are varied. If you have to make a decission on whether to ask someone something just do it. Regret is worse than embarrasment everytime. Over time embarresment fades but a missed opertunity stays with you forever.

Most people I know are indecisive (dont make decisions) and ask me for help. I cannot give them the answers only words of greater wisdom than my own collected over time.

Book of the samurai

If you take time over thinking you will overcomplicate it. If you cannot make a decision within seven breaths take the upper hand and do it anyway. For if a decision can be made in seven breaths it will be a wise and prosperous decision. Contemplation leads to fear and cowerdice in some cases this is not the way of the samurai.

Remeber you always have more than the options placed before you. There is always the third option of not doing anything at all or doing something different.

I am crap at making decisions myself. I am idecisive and cowardly I will admit that this is a fault and that I will probabilly never overcome it.

The shy and causious are not cowardley they just prefer to reflect over time and judge impartially. When the meek inherit the earth time will cease and a new age will dawn.

BASICALLY what I am trying to say is make all decisions quickly and then stick to it for contemplation will eat you from within.

Rushing straight in shows great courage and valour and is to be comended

Here is something to help clear the mind so that you can listen to heart

If I flip a coin it gives me two choises BUT what if it lands on its side does a third choice not present itself.

Life is never striaght foreward and relationships get messy but ending is not the key for it is a cowards way out. Resolve and move on and life will treat you well and you will have no enemys. This creates a more stable enviroment for learning for the future. Learning from mistakes is the best that life can offer.

Leave the door to the past slightly ajar and it will be blown of its Hinges

Ordered my Sk8Brd

I have just ordered this board over the net. It has cost me about £106 pounds. How sweet is the pattern. It is absolutly class.
Got black bearings, black trucks and also black and white wheels.
Desent company to order from Vaporised.com.
Not sure about the board make but it should be rock hard.

It should be here in a few days will keep you all posted.

Should be a lol

Had to pay with my card. A very riskey buissiness but i have shite all in my account so if they try it they should be lucky. Also i dont have an overdraft of any kind so i cannot overspend. So hahaha to the fool who trys it. Had to pay with my card also for the £15 it costs to register with ucas.

So I am up to date with my admin too.
Life is fine when you have cash.

GOD IS ЯED

Ages ago I started to collect the most amazing comic ever. Atomika. This was a comic based on the Russians winning the second world war. Rather than worshiping the gods of old (mother Russia) The State (an incarnation of Stalin?) decides to create a new god Atomika. So they use the great furnaces of Stalingrad and Moscow to turn a Kid into the worlds only god Atomika.
The comic series is the trails that Atomika has gone through.
In each one The State sends another Asassin after him in order for him to gain control of the masses.

The comic is drawn very well and has a different artist interpratation on the front cover. There are also more than one cover for each comic.
My beef is the fact that due to publishing problems I can no longer get them at FPI (forbiddan Planet International). There was only about 12 to collect and I have the first 4. Good from a collectors point of view. I so wanted the whole set in comic form rather than in book form (american audience)

This was the thing that started me down the ЯED path. It is not the light or the dark side but the commie side
Red Siiieeeeedddeeeee
What a shame it is not more

|\/|'/ 1337 5k!115

Over the past few month I have started to become more of LAN gamer and also more of and 1337 player. 3()()v -34)5-()7 (boom Headshot) has become my new main saying. It goes in every possible conversation at the games club. This has started to anoy even me but I cannot stop saying it.

The other thing I have started to do is say Rofl in order to examplify and also take the piss at the same if some else says something funny. This is due to my fasination with word games and also the my ability to pwn ther people at english (A level english student). I have almost become as pedantic as Big Dave.

The new one that me and Ollie invented is Rofl Kitten. This is due to the fact that mao in chinesse means cat. So General Mao the most misunderstood man in history was actually General Cat. The reason for this is mao is the noise a cat makes. It dosn't alf make people confused on msn when you put Rofl and then the little picture of the cat. *Lol* It also pokes fun at a man that killed over a 10th of the poplutaion with a policy change

Over the past few weeks we (me, Ninja Matty, Ollie, Cral) have been going to LAN center to pwn little kids. This is even more fun as the LAN club is open for 10 to 18 year olds. Ninja Matty is 28 ((I think)Mental age of about4). We pwn all the kids of my estate. They love been beaten to a pulp by T3H BorBon (me), Whitewolf (cral), MattyBoy (NinjaMatty) and Lonestar (Ollie). The oinly reason we go is for something to do on monday nights. It is at the local comunity center where I work. This also means some of the kids on my estate shout The Borbon at the top there voice when I walk past and at college (in year 11 I think).

No one seems to understand the fact that I dont mind the nickname. The reason for the lack of U was to be unique and also beacuse some old Playstaion games could olny have 6 letter words for highscores. So hence borbon.

This shows you how much I am 1337 (sad)

And it also kind of explains my 1337 H4x()2 name

STFU if have any problems with it and will blog coz ! \/\/!11 >\/\/ \ j0

Against the wall

As I have mentioned in previous posts most of my friends know who they would put up against the wall when the revolution comes. I am not too sure but here is a list of my top ten and why.

(for those of you who dont understand what I am talking about: Lined up against a wall and shot by a firing squad. This is only done with a regime change or murderers and treasonists but in this case we make an exeption)

1 Steven Speilberg

His films suck. A.I load of shite. War of the worlds even worse. How can he keep making shite movies this must be stoped. He is a legendary director but how has he become a legend. The only films I like of his are the first 2 Jurassic Park films (Mind you I bet if I watch them now I would hate them).

2 Vin Deasil

Mentioned in my actors most hated. The fact that he is a show off just adds to the whole thing. He also gets the worst one liners in his films. He was even in Saving Private Ryan (a bad film Speilberg) and managed to be out acted by a corpse.

3 Ben Affleck

His acting sucks. He sucks and most of his films suck (apart from Jay and Silent Bob strikes back, Dogma). He probabily smells to. His first role in pearl harbour was a bad one I hated that film (see Micheal Bay No.7). It managed to launch Matt Deamon well but it also gave us him. He was a bad Daredevil, Gigli (With J-Lo) and the boiler room which I refuse to watch (I know this is hypocritcial but I have given him enough chances)

4 Bill Gates

88 Billion and he only gives a little to charity and he looks gay. He also exemplifys the corporate world and all that is wrong with currency. even though they split up microsoft into two companies he still makes 4.9 million an hour. This goes to show you cannot make money unless you have some.

5 Tony Blair

Crimes against humanity and also lying to the public (the uneccissary need to invade Iraq to find weapons of mass destruction). He is not the worst prime minister but he just keeps making false promises and that means he is untrustworthy and not a true man. He should die a cowards death the brown nosing PM fo Brittain

6 Mugabi

Can no one see he is an evil dicator and worse than Saddam if you ask me. Its all to do with food aid and not just bombs in this case though. He refuses Weastern aid. His country is riddled with AIDs and famine. Even Jack Straw tried to deny shaking his hand. It was a drak room my arse.

7 Michel Bay

HE is worse than Speilberg. With such classics as Pearl Harbour and Armaggedon he deserves every bullet. His new film The Island is biologically impossible (you cannot inherit memorys from cloning as it is an enviromental factor of life and not programed in you DNA)

8 Tom Cruise

He ruins every film he has ever been in. I want to see a version of War of the worlds without him in. I cannot remember a film he has been in which I have enjoyed a second time round. He is classed as a big name so he gets cameos as well. Which man on earth would dump Nicole Kidman (mind you he did have a severe upgrade to Katie Homes in the end. Penope Cruz was a proper gumpa)she is amazing and tall unlike him. Just goes to show there is a god You can be successful but only if you are 4'4"

9 Christine Hamelton

She is somehow famous and just for being a battleaxe woman. She has no talent and has become a celebrity some how. Its not the fact that she exists that anoys me its the fact she thinks she is great and gets everywhere. Quizes are not the place for a 3rd rate celebrity. SHe only famous because she is kind of royalty

10 Paris Hilton

She sucks and probabilly swallows too. She is a bad actor and only has her name in the headlines because of a porn vid leaked onto the net. She has not talents agian apart from taking it in the face. I have only ever seen two pictures of her where I have actually gone she is nice because she is skinny. Eat some lard and get some talent you kid of rich man. I hope you choke on the silver spoon so I dont have to waste ammo

I know these are all mainly people who are in films but really most people in the world deserve to live. These are the people that just plain annoy me and I think the world would be better of without them.

Thinking about it replace Blair with George Bush. I hate him more and it was his fault more so for the war. Blair should get his hands cut off instead and his balls raked with a rusty nail.

I am getting angry now so I will end this list there but it be lengthened to 20 easily.

So be warned and Viva la revelution

Sk8ing continued

When bored one day thinking of what I could do in my spare time I thought of how much money I was getting a month. I then decided what would be an average sport to take up. I then though about getting around at University. A bike was what came to mind straight away. but at the moment I have no space to put one and no garage to place one. So I dedcided to try something a bit smaller. I though about getting a skate board and that started the ball rolling.

I told Ollie that I was thinking of getting a board. He said he would if I did. OS we have made a pact to get our own boards.

Finding a shop

Only one shop in middlesbrough that sells proper boards. The great rack and rail swindle on brough road. SO what we are going to do is today go down an have a look throught there catalogue and see what board we wantr and make our own. It is going to cost about £150. Not bad i though compared to a bike. It is much better for me too. The question is is it open today. If not it will be monday

The bloke tried to put me off by saying it was going to be about £150 I have about £165 in my account so he can suck it. You should have seen his face when I said price was no problem, HAHAHa

I will keep you posted and post a pick of the boards we get.

Should be a lol

Cthulhu

The great old ones will return according to H.P Lovecraft.

I am a cthulhu convert. I love the complex language and the sillyness of some of the story. I also like the idea of an elder race of star spawn mutants. The neeww up and comming game should be great to.

I bow down to you mighty Cthulhu

On my perusals of the net I found this really quite cute comic gallery. It involves the elder in a cutsey land with fluffy bunnies and other cute things. A complete contrast and a very funny idea. Heres the link

http://www.hello-cthulhu.com

It has been made by some lass. I have read the first 45 and I loled a lot so check it out.

The bloke around the corner has just lent me the rest of the books which i dont have so i am now in the process of reading the 4 novels at work. Well i need something to do now i am at work till 5 on saturdays. Anyway enjoy the silly cartoon

Girly Things

As you may kow I mainly know lasses at college and only know blokes outside of college. This leads to conflicts in personalitys. At school I am not as cRaZy as at the games club. This is due to difference in perspective of both sets of people.

At college the lasses are all about clothes and fit lads and all about what has gone on in there life *YAWN*. At the Games Club it is all about harsh insults, family guy and gaming.

I am being torn in two due to the fickle nature of my personality.

I hate girl talk. As a classic man I follow the rules of the Samurai and try not think about that kind of conversation. Bitching is against the rules and I find that I am drawn into there web of created bitching. They have now started mentioning the taboo of periods at any point in the day. I dont know how to cope. LIsa is the worst one for it. SHe raises all the kind of not to be discussed over dinner topics like shit and gross things she read in the paper. Not that I mind (its a break form periods) its just not dinner talk its like being with a female version of yankee dave and tim.

I love going to the club a place full of like minded people. I can be a complete and utter geek and no one cares. Arguments are common that the Dark Knight would kick Supermans arse. Other points of conversation are 1337 and comunism. All of the club wants to be comunist. I bloody started a monster. The soviet national anthem is now set to at least 10 peoples ringtone. Where does it become serious and not just a laugh. Dave obbsesion with my soviet flag and Ollies tendency to weep when the soviet national anthem come on (not real). Revolutions have been mentioned and also people that we would put up against the wall.

Normally thoough the converation goes the realm of rpgs and songs and of course the legendary family guy.

What I am trying to say is the fact that these two extremes both exist have affected my personality. I am now more cRaZy at the club and more silent at college. Where is the happy medium that I strive to find

The Best Family Guy Quote Ever

Quagmire is in the oval office and is dressed like Clinton.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did giggittygiggiydoo that girl. I gashmogied her gaflabity with my googus. And for that I am sorry.

This is one of those random sketches and shows how random it can be. It had all us gamers laughing for a good while. The only thing was the fact none of us could remember the quote in its entierity so it was bastardised as everything else in life.

If you want to cheak out more quotes just follow the below link

Happy giggling

http://www.familyguyquotes.com/

The new Haircut

The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about two weeks. This is never more true. The last time I had my hair cut was just before my 18th birthday. It is now november and has been 4 months since my last haircut.

So on saturaday I went into town after work to get my hair cut. I first went into the carphone wherehouse. I get a bodyglove for my new phone. I then pop into Boots for some hair wax (the only thing I have not tried yet). I then head to Mike Forbes in town (been my barbers for 5 years).

When I get there the place is empty apart from the barbers. So I get the only woman there (by chance). Now she herself has a realy short hair. I thinck she might be a toyboy (footie shirt as well). Well I say to her I want a short back and sides and about 1 inch on the top.

SO she starts to cut my hair.

Well she is quite dexterous and manages to cutt my hair with a comb and the razor thing. I think it looks OK when she finishes. She shows me the back and it looks great.

So I pay the childs fee (£4.50). Im sure they dont know I am 18. Oh well.

So I am walking around town and now for the first time I see it in a shop window.

Fuck me she has given me a crew cut! It is about 8mm. Not what I asked for but it will grow back. My mam is going to kick off big style.

Now I have a realy short hair cut that I cannot do anything with because it is too short. I normally go for the tousled look or the bed head style now it only looks like action man hair (fuzzy felt).

When I get home my mam kicks off (I am 18 for fucks sake) as guessed. Cral does not help me one bit (ta thanks mate). Anyway she just warns me no shorter. Wow what wonderfull words of wizdom. I could have told her exactly what she was going to say. I still means that it wont grow back any quicker.

Morale: Never get you hair cut by a short haired dyke with a razor they are leathal.

Silly Pick

OMG WTF. This is harsh I know but I burst out laughing when I saw it.
Damn right to if you ask me.
You are all a bunch of retards if you think that anyone could care that you hated that movie or that you had a good day. I know that no one cares but i blog to get it off my cheast and into the open.
Anyway dont take offence it was all done in the best of taste

The Legendary Characters of The Borbon

When playing D and D you have to create a character. Since I have started playing I have not only created entire people but I have created Legends. These are well known charaters and each have there own personality and are remebered for different things.

The two best characters I have created were:

Richard B Iddrick

(an anagram of Riddick's real name(Vin Deasil Film))

A Legendary 15 level Monk (worlds Largest dungeon at Daves campaign). All he did was hit first and ask questions later. He was a contemplative person who sarted many argumant like the one between him and Ollies character about why there were so many Nevile the Clerics (cot death was mentioned and merryment had by all at Ollies expense)

Tabias Ravenshold

The merry true bard of Waterdeep.

He was the leader of a group of mercenarys (self apointed and no one contested it) in Mattys campaingn called Tabias Ravenshold and his band of men. He was an arogant egomaniac. Prone to mood swings and constant boasting. Fell out with Chris' character over him purifying a meal which Tabias had just cooked. The cheek.

The future of D and D in our group is unceratain but I am thinking of starting up a ancient chinese campaign with more than just plain samurai and ninjas in. Should be a laugh if it works and if I ever get round to writting an adventure for it.

At the moment I have joined in Live Action Vampire (I know it is kind of sad but it is not as bad as I thought it would be) I now have a Malkavian (MAd as in crazy) vampire. Who is the primogen of the clan (no one else in it just me). He has not done much yet but I am working on a persona for him so that he too can have chance to become stuff of legend. At the moment though he just quotes films and trys to confuse others with complex lexis and also the meanings of words

The future holds more chances of legends but for now thats all