CRIMBO

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT

SEE YOU IN 2006

Shopping at Play

Went into town with Frank, Aaron and Jessica today. We had lunch at Nandos and very nice it was too (remeber to get medium as Hot is still quite a shock at that time of day). We had a wonder around town too as we decided not to go and see Harry Potter 3 or 4.

As I am bored at home at the moment I decided when they went to try and find a PC game for laptop to keep me happy and entertained. I had a look in Gamestation and Game but there was nothing that tickledd my fancy. So I decided to go to play and see if they had anything. As I had expected there were no games for the PC. As I looked around I as per usual found a few CD's that I dont have. So I decided to get them.
They were:

EMINEM
Curtain Call - The Hits

Avril Lavigne
Let Go

Leftfeild
Leftism

Massive Attack
Mezzanine

The Chemical Brothers
The Singles 93-03

They are all pretty good. The thing is I promised my mam that I would not buy anything until after christmas. I broke this promise I feel bad about it but everything I bought was dead cheap.
The problem is everytime I go into Play I buy about 5 CD's and end up skint. I have bought about 15 CD's in the past 3 months. I have a habit of impulse buying. I should never go shopping by myself.
Last Time I bought
A Morcheeba Album
A Lemon Jelly Album
A Chemical Brothers Album
And 2 Goldfrapp Albums

Anyway I had a good time and saw some interesting things while out and it was fun. So in the future I must remeber that my concience is my friend.

Henry David Thoreau

When checking my mail this morning I as usual read the top scroll bar on gmail. I saw that one of the banners was a brainy quote of the day. I clicked on the link and was sat in awe of the fucking class quotes.
Here are some of the best of a very brainy philosopher:

-->As if we could kill time without injuring eternity!
-->A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone.
-->A truly good book teaches me better than to read it. I must soon lay it down, and commence living on its hint. What I began by reading, I must finish by acting.
-->All endeavor calls for the ability to tramp the last mile, shape the last plan, endure the last hours toil. The fight to the finish spirit is the one... characteristic we must posses if we are to face the future as finishers.
-->All this worldly wisdom was once the unamiable heresy of some wise man.
-->As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth, so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind. To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again. To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
-->Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.
-->Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.
-->Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.
-->Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
-->Dreams are the touchstones of our character.
-->Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
-->How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.
-->It is a characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.
-->Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them at all.
-->There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is striking at the root.

As you can see this man is smart and I mean fucking smart. Here is a link that was on the page about him and the url in which to visit in order to fin more quotes
Henry David Thoreau
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/h/henry_david_thoreau.html

Now that you Mention It

At the moment we in the Games club are a bunch of Commies. (not really but it doesnt half piss off the commitie when people stand up and salute whenever the Soviet National Anthem comes on as a ringtone)
We also have loads of silly sayings that get bounced around here are some of them and explanations of why.
BOOM HEADSHOT - a phrase used by n00bs to represent the fact that they killed someone in one hit with a sniper rifle.
HOOVES MOTHER FUCKER - A representation of an argument about the fact that do minotaurs have hands instead of hoves on there arms (how do they hold weapons)
NOOB - A new player (only said due to Lauren hating it)
COCKBAG - a derogative term for an idiot or n00b (see above)
TOOL - a derogative insult for a person who is used by everyone for there own gain

There are tons more but at the moment I cannot remember what they are!

My geek levels

This is one of those silly geek posts. If you have ever played D+D (Dungeons and Dragons(WoW, CoH)) you will know how to create a character. This is a take on that system for working out your real life level.

In order to work out you overall level take you age as you level.
I am level 18 (being 18)
Now think of what you have done in your life and how you preceve yourself to be. Here is my version

I have watched films in total for about 3 years back to back =
Level 3 Film Buff
I have been playing games for about 5 years =
so I am a level 5 Geek.
I am also lost mentaly so I would class that as a level in Sanity(or not) =
I am level 5 insane
The other five levels are in sage =
Level 5 sage.

So in summary I am a 18th level person
5 Geek/3 Film/5 Insanity/5 Sage

You must have a level in a hobbie, Mental State, Education and Entertainment. This should give you an alround character.
This is just for a LOL it would be interesting to see what others put.
You can have a maximum of 4 classes before you start taking a penalty of 2 levels for each extra class. (level 23 who takes 5 different clases should have a combined level of 21 for example).

This whole post came about from a though about a discussion from many months ago in Team GDCI headquaters. This was waht would everyones D+D stats be. In D+D you have six attributes that make a character.

STRENGTH - You power to lift and break things

DEXTERITY - How nible and light footed you are

CONSTITUTION - How well you handle physical things like pain

INTELEGENCE - How brainy you are

WISDOM - You preceval of the enviroment and how knowledgeble you are

CHARISMA - You apperance to others (the higher teh more beautiul)

Your typical human has a score of 10 for each one of the above but as a charcter you noramlly role 4 D6 and take away the lowest. this normally gives an above average character to represent you in the game.

The discussion went along the lines of if you were in D+D what class would you be and what stats would you have.

We worked it out that I would be a monk with teh following stats

STR - 14 (+2)

DEX - 14

CON - 12 (+1)

INT - 15 (+2)

WIS - 17 (+3)

CHA - 10 (0)

The number in brackets is the bonus to you skills and interactions with others. For example a +2 bonus to strength would give you a +2 to hit with a melee weapon. +2 INT would give you a mastery of two extra languages at a basic level.

Its all pretty complex but if you can understand it work out what you would be and post it on the commetns part or email me with it.

I will later on create a party of Adventurers and post them on here.

Ciao

Tabias Ravenshold (Bard of Baldurs Gate and leader of Tabias Ravenshold and his merry men troupe)

One Of Those Weekends

What a strange weekend. The time seemed to go ok but what I did was bugger all. Heres a basic summary of what happened to bore you

Friday was a bit of a bore. My mam came home from from work at 7 with a migrane. I slept from 4 till 7 due to boredom. Watched Pimp My ride Uk. Then went on alll night to just sit and vegitate. My dad had already gone to a crimbo do and said he would be back about 10. SO my mam is ill and dads gone out. I waited to see what mam wanted to eat to which she snapped nothing. It was 10 by this time and luckily I had done myself a sandwich earlier on in the day otherwise I would have been starving. I decided to wait for dad coming home to make sure mam did not want anything. Dad eventually got in at 11 and wentr out again round the corner to a preorganised party (The two blokes who own the coner shop). By this time I was pig sick of watching tv and hungry so I did myself some (crap) soup. It turned out in the end that mam recoverd and had a bag of chrisps and dad had 2 tuna sandwiches.

What a boring night

Saturday was not much better. Went to work where the BOLO (Bangladeshi Overseas Ladies Organisiation) had a crimbo party. They offerd me some of it and gave me a card which was nice. I spent all saturday on limewire downloading music while at work. When i got home I organised to go to the cinema with Ollie. We decided the 5 oclock was good enough so we went ony to find the only availible one was 7. So we waited for 2 hours in Macky D's. The film was well worth it (King Kong). It was fucking cold when we got out at 11:30 (yep 3 hour film).

Sunday Just worked till 2. Watched Muppets Wizard of Oz (it was class) and fell asleep until 6 (bored again). When I woke up I had my tea and just watched loads of tv. The 100 Greatest TV Christmas Moments my arse. The Darkness were 99 and Sir Bob Geldoff was number 1 is there no justice in the world. At least Farther Teds Christmas was 2nd.

All in all a quite boring weekend. I slept most of it.

No more work now for 2 weeks (w00t).

If you are bored reading this imagine how bored I was living it.

Poppy Vs Naomi (For Gemma)

When I was watching King Kong I had to take my glasses off because everything was blurry.
This lead to a mistake of face witch I normally dont do. You can see what I mean though. Thank you Gemma for correcting me I trust you to be correct.
The lovely to ladies to thw left one is Naomi Watts and the Other is Poppy Montgomery. A mistake to get confused with but having never seen anyone elses name from the film other than the legend that is Jack Black it was a mistake to think I knew who it was.
So sorry Poppy but you were shit in King Kong but Naomi was the tits (no pun intended)

Any more mistakes you would like to point out Gemma

King Kong

Peter Jackson has done it again and created a very enjoyable film. The story is decent but no where near as good as LOTR.
The acting was good to. Jack Black is a good actor but he had no cameo lines like in his other films and also he looks proper dodgy in a suit. The actor from The Peanist (I think thats how you spell it) was a very convincing love interest and also a very good hero. He fitted the part perfectly. The actress Poppy Montgomery (Without A Trace (Tv Progs)) was also a very convincing female lead.
The star of the show is the actor that CGed Kong. He played a very impressive Gorilla. I was impressed at the acuracy of the portrayal. He should definatly get the oscar even though he was not present in the film.

My main few beefs about the film was some of the mistakes.

• The army were in british uniforms (not american ones)
• The crysler building is the talest building in Manhatten but it was dwarfed by the one Kong climbed.
• They had biplanes with two cockpits (one for the gunner) which were late second world war not 1920's-30's.
• They had Lugers and Thomsons on the boat (luger is german)
• These were the only ones I noticed and I hope that there are no more because Peter Jackson should no better.

All hail to the director Peter for creating a good film for the Kids and all gawp in amazemant as he uses blue screens badly (like in Narnia) but manages to pull it off with style.

I cannot wait for The Hobbit.

POST 100

This is post 100 and represents over 1 and a half years of blogging
If you have just started to blog read start from the begining and you will understand alot of things better.

Honda Adverts

Why do Honda adverts completly own everything else. I cannot belive that they are that good at advertising there gear.
That blokes voice is the bomb. How did they choose him. He is class.

The reason for this blog on the advert is the fact that the last one (diesel engine) was I think the best advert of 2005. The CG was good and also the song was class. The humour was good and the bunnies were dead cute.

The only qualm I have with the new honda ads is the fact that the full ones go on for what seems like ages. The new Dream The Impossible add is so long they hardley ever show it in its entirety. If they do it seems to last for ever. Not that I mind it is just I prefer the silly CG to a 80's man riding on different types of Honda. Yes it helps promote all of there products but a bit of humour goes a long way and they stay with you for longer.

I feel that honda do good ads for there company and like Audi they get you to think. Good idea.

At the moment it is Christmas and all the ads are for having a good one. Now when I was a little lad the best ad was done by woolies. Not anymore. There new ones suck harshly. The new contender for best christmas ad is still possible and when the season is over I will coment on it.

Happy ad watching
The Square Eyed, Film watching, Ad interested (due to breaks in films) Borbon

4 New Ties

When I went for my interview at the college I strangley took my ma along with me.

NOT a bad idea in the end but she was dallying about all the time.

As we went for something to eat we went to The Chelsea. Outside there was a craft fair. We had a look and I bought a Dragon Tie (blue with chinese for luck). As we looked around (tried to get some shiney £200 hitman like shoes. They looked sweet) my mam sujested we go in the oriental shop by the taxi bank. As we were looking around I found 2 other dragon ties that I liked. One was silver and other red. I bought both of them because I dont have any ties that go with the shirts I have and I love the power and luck of the dragon (See Mythology in general). I also found a £35 pound Kimono shirt (black with a needleworked dragon on in gold. Mam hates black so we had an argumanet over the colour but the blue one did not fit.). It was gorgous and fitted so my mam bought it for me as a crimbo presee. Now the fact that we spent about £57 pounds in the shop (mam wanted a lucky frog) we got the offer of a free tie. So I ended up with a blue Panda tie (another oh thats nice) and being eneterd in a prize draw.

SO in one day I ended up with 4 Chinese Silk Dragon ties.

It also turns out that the blokes surname was McConnell to and his parents were from Scotland. How strange.

Not a bad day in the end and my reports were dead good too.

Hazel Eyes

Oh my God This is the best song in the world.
Hazel Eyes by The Darkness.
I have there new album. My mam bought it for me for crimbo. She gave me it early because I was bored.
If if can i will find some way of posting it on this website.
I know most of you hate The Darkness but this one is a mellow ballad with lots of scottish lyrics and even better guitar riffs.
Go out and get the album for it is class either that or I will create you a sample of the song so that you can sample greatness.
A ticket to Hell (and back) is the name of the album.

Word

Here are the lyrics for the worst lyriced song on the album (If you get what I mean)

Knockers- The Darkness

Oh lord, I'm so bored

Living on my own

You're devilish and dirty

They say your pushing thirty

Well pushing thirty stone

Oh Christ, I'm enticed

I want you in my sack

Your potty-mouthed and brassy

You're anything but classy

I've just got to get you back

It's been a while,

Since I've seen that smile

Is the old magic still there?

(CHORUS)I just love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!

I just love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!

Oh!Oh crumbs,

I'm all thumbs

Lying here with you

You're beautiful and busty

But I'm a little rusty

I've forgotten what to do

It's been a while

Since I made you smile

Is the old magic still there?

(CHORUS)I just love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!

I just love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!

Oh yeah!(PIANO & GUITAR SOLOS)

I love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!

I really love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!

I love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!

I really love what you've done with your hair...oh yeah!

Suck On that one Keane (lol)

TeesSide Uni

How many of the people from my year went to Teesside.
I was walking round Middlesbrough on Wednesday (Blood Test day OMG) and as i walked around i must have seen most of the students from Teesside that went to Macmillan
Amy Waterfield - with mam and dad (I think)
Arron Hussain - With Anthony I think. Looks a bit queer (dont say thats a bit harsh until you see him walking around. Hes a cross between Paul Pheonix and Jin but with worse clothes)
Ajaz - The Legend from Breckon Hill (with me) and cousin of Farrah
These were just a few.
I hope they did not recognise me as I look so different from in college.

The main reason for this post was = Did almost everyone who I barely knew at college went to TeesSide Uni

Here is a list of where I have applied to:

Edge hill college of Higher Education
Primary Education and Science
220 UCAS Points (140 if larger than three unit)
Institution code name: EHC
Institution code: E42
Course code: XC1C
Grades Needed CDD
University Of Hull

Primary Teaching with Biological Studies
200 UCAS Points
Institution Code Name Hull
Institution Code H72
Course Code XC11
Grades Needed CDE

University of central England in Birmingham
Primary Education (English)
Two C’s (UCAS points 200)
Institution Code Name CEB
Institution Code C25
Course Code X120
(Option of English code is E)
Grades needed CDE

The University of Sunderland
Primary school teaching
180 UCAS Points – 360 UCAS Points
Institution code name: SUND
Institution code: S84
Course Code: X122
Grades needed CEE

Bradford College: An Associate College of Leeds Metropolitan University
Primary Education with QTS – Science (4 Year)
140 UCAS Points
Institution Code Name BRC
Institution Code B60
Course Code X1F0
Grades Needed DDD

Leeds Trinity & All Saints (accredited college of University of Leeds)
Primary Education with subject Studies in Science
160 UCAS points
Institution Code Name LETAS
Institution Code L24
Course Code X1FA
Grades Needed DDE

I have had letters from 4 University asking my for an Interview and that looks promisisng.
w00t Go me.
This was not a bitch but I did not know so many went to TeesSide
Goood Luck to you alllll!

Chrimbo

Will its the 13th today and my parents have not got me anything for chrimbo. The lack of a cash and X-Box 360's are starting to worry them. Last night my mam had a conversation with me about what I would like for chrimbo. I have regrettabily hit the age where I dont need anything or want anything. I was thinking new suit as the current one does not fit (due to weight loss) but what can garrantee the same this year (lost 2 stone in the last one).

The only thing I need is a new pair of shoes (boots). My old ones are shot. They curl up at the ends have no padding (= hard skin). I also have one shoe lace that lookes like one of those cut rope bridges (frayed and getting worse) and it will snap soon. My mam has said that on thursday we will go and get some new ones (yeah as if). I was thinking DM's but they are expensive.
The upshot is I have to go into town on Wednesday/Thursday and have a look around. I need to find something other than gaming to do as I am so bored at home (when I am at home)

One other thing is our chrimbo decks suck. They are really bad. We have 5 bits of tinsle and 3 trees (bad ratio) and 6 sets of fairy lights. Our house is going to pwn with christmas decks.

I am not even Christian but tis the season to be jolly and at the moment I am as happy as JAck Frost (Icy Cold). Someone give me a Bunsen Burner.

Seasonal Greetings
73H_b0Rb0N

HIt Counter

Not many of you will notice the cool little thing at the bottom of the page.
Yes a simple hit counter.
Placed on here for your and my enjoyment. We can from this point forward monitor how many people have viewed the website.
I am expecting very little traffic but at least quite a few from conversations with mates.
Not a very interesting post eh.

I will be adding little bits of code to the page anyway and hope to make it a bit more interesting

Diabetes

On wednesday of this week i decided that I needed to go to the opticians and get my eyes checked. This was due to a growing discomfort and also the inability to see things at a distance with my glasses on. This to me sugested a change in perscription. So after college on wednesday I went to Specsavers.

I explained my predicament and they looked a tad confused but managed to get me an eyetest for that afternoon. They said that if I was chewing them on that I would be charged £18. This paniced me a bit because I had no cash. So I said yes to the appointment and went to look for my mam at work. COuld not find her so I phoned big Dave and he agreed that he would help out.

SO I went and got a drink to calm my nerves (strawberry Yop (why is it only nice for the first few sips each time you try it)

I turned up for my appointment (2:45) and went to see the opticain. He was a nice bloke kinda looked like Harold Shipman. He looked very perplexed while he was giving me my eye test. Apparently my eyes had changed so that I was less long sighted. This happens very rarley so he dicided to ask me a few questions. The one thing that kept comming up was teh fact that it could be diabetes that has change my eyes. This was shocking but made sense (sugar puff wee, increases thirst, weight loss and gain, extreme tiredness). So he sujested that I go to the doctors and get a blood glucose check.

So yesterday after organising a proper blood glucose check at the doctors I went to Lloyds pharmacy to get a free blood glucose check and blood pressure check. This was just to rest my mind.

When we went to the pharmacy I got checked ouot Ok on everything. THANK FUCK FOR THAT I was so worried. While I was there my mam decided that she and dad would get one to. So she did the same test. Mine was 5.0 after a 14 hour fst so mine was OK but my mams was 6.5 which indicates that she has diabetes. Not good but she had eaten in the last 2 hours so this nulls the reading. This means that she has to go back and do the test again after a 12 hour fast. I hope its OK.

All this has scared the shit out of my mam and she has decided that a drastic diet change is in order and that we should change our lifestyle for the better.

I still have to go for a blood test on Wednesday after a 14 hour fast. This sould give me the required results that tell me why I constantly feel like shit.

SO at the moment I am a bit crappy and am only drinking water and am taking vitamin suplaments to see if that sorts it out. I hope so!

Painting Middlesbrough Red

As you can tell from a few posts on this website i have become alot more political so in order to cahnge the direction of this blog i have decided to create a stand alone one that deals with all the political issues at the moment.

The site is on the following link
GO

In order to join create a blogger profile (or not) and take the following TEST
Then when you post to join give the directions on your compass. (this is an experiment to see if the test is accurate)

Anyway enjoy Painting Middlesbrough Red

Daves new thing

Tarot

Yep big Dave has decided that he wants to read the future using a bund of random cards with meanings.

Now the thing is the random effect of life and choice of cards. Is it possible for the future to be predicted.

Anyway this is what we summarised form the 2 readings (greater and lesser Arcana)

I am on a journey with 2 paths for which I am prepared to take either. The choice will end up the same in future aspects (good or bad). I need to make a sacrafice in order to be trully happy in wealth.

My relationships are intense (with who?) and that a change in status could help me to move on.

They also said that the hardest acheivemant is behind me?

The main theme was learning though and that i would be learning new skill and need to use them in the near distant future. They also said that what i have learn will be changed.

The most curious one though was the fact that i would find religion.

So as a laugh we summarised what would happen to me.

I would succeed at college and go to university and get a job. the something will happen that will change my view on life and the wheel of fortune will rotate to be worse in the end. I will leave my job and find a religion. I will die a sage to wisdom and happy with a relationship which i ahve sacraficed for.

One of the strange things was i drew nearly all of the oicture cards apart from judgemant. My heart of the matter is the world which (if I can remeber rightly) is meant to represent a wisdom. My relationships in subconcious was the Hanging man mentioning sacrafice. The aim for the future was the knight of stars representing something or other

Sounds Ok to me but by the sounds of it I'm somehow screwed.

Mirrors

Do you ever wake up on amorning and look in the mirror on a morning and say " you again!"

I have recently taken to looking in the mirrors and thinking OMG its you again. Now the only remedy is to get a complete face swap. Now that would cost money. So i am trying to think of ways of cahnging my apperance to mach the inside (But that would result in the most horrific and chaotic site man could take. I imagine I would look like the goat with 1000 horns (See Lovecraft).
The question is how much and how drastic to make the change.

• Could go to the gym and get buff (too much effort)
• Could dye my hair (peroxide seems the most drastic and best for my fine aryain hair)
• Grow a beard (hate that stubble effect after 5 days)
• Change my hair style (so many styles so little time)
• Cha nge my wardrobe (any change is good)

At the momnet I am quite cahaiotic in everything and have not much structure apart from wonderfull college. Again I have been told to create a sacrafice or introduce change into my routine in order to reap the benifits. Eh?

Only time will show any change
Think peroxide is the way foreward at chrimbo ?

Macky D's

Corporate america sucks. I hate most of the big names in the world (Microsoft, Mac, Sony) all due to different things.

The reason why Macdonalds deserves a good mention is for many reasons.

Hey do you want to cut down some more rainforest there to make room for more cows. I hate companys that dont help conserve the enviroment and this bunch so don't.

Thre reason for this rant is the fact that I actually got somting from there last night. Big Dave, Cral and Ollie were hungry so we went to macky d's and they got burgers and stuff. I was not hungry properly so I got a lard shake and a quaterpounder cheese burger. The last time I had anything form there must have been about 7 months ago (supersize me and overweight).

I had to wait as per usual with a fast food restaraunt and when I did get it it was OK and the shake was decent but I got terrible wind afterwards. I mean bad. The burger was warm because it had been done to order but it was swimming in grease. I am so suprised that it tasted OK. A lesser mortal would have got the shits I'd imagine but I just got the bad wind part. The sake was cold and remotly tasted of strawberrys but it was not the best I have had and at about 1.50 it should be better.

The reason why I am so bitter about it is because I am sure they put addatives in there burgers that no one knows about. I am so sure that the eater gets shat for profits too.

I will not be getting anything form there in a long time. I also urge you to do the same!

RED SON

This is a comic that I found when looking up comunism on the internet. It is a properly done DC comic where the unsual what if situation is played out.
What if superman landed in the Ukraine rather than Smallville.
This si one of the best comics I have read in a long time. It took me about 3 hours to read it front to back in one sitting.
Plot
Superman becomes comunist and works for the Stalin. THe cold war is still on so Lex Luthor the worlds greatest scientist trys to create a clone (Bizzaro). Superman kills the clone and Luther now wants to kill him. Superman slowly turns the world red with his powers and the only capitalist stronghold is north america.
Stuff escalates from there.

I bought it for £11.99. Well woirth a read for all you comic nuts.
Go forth and paint the world red!
Commrade McConnell

Taking my own advice

In the past I have posted alot of information about how to deal with the real world. Now these pearls of wisdom (+5 Wsidom, Monk of doom) have been taken from all over the place.

Magic cards

The book of the samuria

Quotes

and many more

The problem is dishing out this advice is much easier than using it for myself. Take the decide everything in 7 breaths thing from the book of the samurai. I have never ever done that. I always over complicate things and think about them in detail.

Why can I not take my own advice?

Is this is a problem or not I dont know but some of the advice is to do with carpe diem and I am a shy as fuck person. Those of you who know me very well will know this. It takes me ages to get to know someone.

Why can i not just ask or say hello to anyone. My dad can and its an absolute pain sometimes.

The meek shall inherit the earth but if I am too shy to ask someone there name after I have forgotten it for the 9th time how is that possible.

Dales BDay

Last thursday all us geeks went out to celebrate Dale's 35 years of life. The people tere were the old crew apart from the mighty Cral.

First off we met up at The Southfeild. I was dead on time as usual (not). Met up with everyone there even the Emo Chris ((lol) renamed from the crying one). He got the piss taken as you would have guessed by HAVING THE GAYEST HAIR THERE (told you he was emo). After a debated argument (Tim saying he hates foreign muck) we decided that going to Nando's was the best thing to do. Its good shit from there and cheap and not too strong. So after downing 1 pint we left for the Chicken Hut.

We luckly got a table stright away. We all ordered and sat down to a lovely meal. Mine was exreamly hot Peri-Peri chicke an a warm couscous salad. Not a bad choice. It always get me how spicy they can actually get it. The conversation involved Dale's top 5 (lasses). Charlotte Church (not one of mine) was quite high up and so was the lovely Gail Porter (not a top 5 but high up in the top 20). A good meal was had by all.

After the meal Dale went, to go round Simon and Laurens. The rest of us waited around in Bar 1 (sat near a pissed Chav damn lack of bouncers). I had another pint an chatted to dave who I had not seen in a while. We left at about 10 (so Dave could go and see breasts at secrets. That guy needs a lass. The strippers actually remember them and give them a kiss on entry. a bit too familiar if you ask me.). Me and Emo boy walked home as he lives near me. We talked about the good old days of World's largest Dungeon.

Overall Dale's party not to bad na d enjoyable.

Blurred realitys

A wize man once said "Psychotics think that two and two make five. Where the neurotic knows that two and two make four but they cannot stand it.".

Which of the two are you in personality.
Psychotic -
affected with psychosis
Psychosis -
a fundamental mental drengement where the subject losses contact with reality

Neurotic -
affected with neurosis
Neurosis -
a mental and emotional disorder that affects only part of the personality, is accompanied by a less distorted perception of reality than in a psychosis, does not result in disturbance of the use of language, and is accompanied by various physical, physiological, and mental disturbances (as visceral symptoms, anxieties, or phobias). E.g. OCD, Hypochondria, Phobias

I am the latter thank God (if he exists)
Here is an example of a Psychotic.

RL - Real Life
VR - Virtual Reality
RPG (Role Playing Games) These help with a loss or reality. I know the difference between RL and VR. This is a fine line and is being slowly melded. The best way to remove the line is to create a real life spawn point.
This would seriously harm some people mentaly.

I wonder if you could tell someone with a mental disorder the fact that spawn points exits. Would he try and kill himself or would he live still as the same man with no fear of death. The latter would create the perfect soldier but reckless. Is such a man needed in the real world though.

The following is a described conversation on World Of Warcraft and shows how blurred the line has become for some people.
Guy 1 : "I was talking to someone in RL yesterday"
Guy 2 : "What programs that then"

This is starting to scare me a bit.

I live in RL
I live in RL
I l!ve !n RL
I l!ve !n RL
! l!ve !n RL
! l!ve !n RL
! l!ve !n RL
! l!ve !n RL
! 1!ve !n R1
! 1!ve !n R1
! 1!\/e !n R1
! 1\/3 !n R1
! 1!\/3 !I\I \/I2
()I\/I6

UCAS

This is my second entry into the ucas sceame. This is the second time i have had to fight for the right to learn.

My personal statement is not too bad. Alot better than last year though.

I have applied to 6 universitys in total and all to do Primary school teaching with either a spicialization in a certain areas.

I still want to go to scarbrough. I was so nice last time. The campus was nice, so was the location. The main reason for the area is friday night magic. I can enter and go every week and pop home with yankee for the weekend. LOL

I so hope that i get some good offers and replys

Wish me luck and I will keep you updated on any changes