Lisa and Gemmas Birthday party

LOL.
Best way to describe it. spent about £30 wich was what I expected, now still my account is healthy and I have a cheque for about £70 at home and £40 at my grans but enough about the massive bank account.

Did not get wankered, rat arsed, stoned and can remeber most of it so here goes.
Was late (as per usual with my dads amazing timekeeping and could not find a minibank that works). Forgot the cards at first but my dad brought them back (nice of him). I think they liked them.

Sat talking to most poeple I knew and some I didnt, But hey thats the way it goes. Now I feel like I should have brought someone but I could not think of anything or anyone that would want to go apart from Yankee (college girls, as he gets older they stay the same age. LOL).
Had about 3 pints and 2 double whiskeys and was not to bad. My memory was going a bit but that is me all over. And I woke up fine with no hangover

Tried not to dance because I have no rythem but the macarena becons and it was the one where I cannot remember the moves because the song is harsh. Air guitared in the best rock god fashion. I can air guitar and can do quite good wanking off solos.

DJ seemed a nice bloke for once (not a twat like some I have met). He has been DJing since before I was born. That made him feel old ha. His choice of music was not bad and he did have some stuff but the Usher shone through and so did the 27p (50cent). He played some classics. the thing that anoyed me though was the fact that this came on and at the time I could not remeber who it was:
"shes just a small town girl, living in a lonley world, she took the midnight train going anywhere,
Hes just an uptown boy, living in a small town world...
Twas JOURNEY. Of course I sang along badly and got the words wrong like above.

The main thing that pissed me off was Boro "Fucking" Taxis. I origonally ordered 1 taxi from the club to the empire. I phoned them back and corrected it to 2 minibuses for 11:30.
At 11:45 no show so I phone them again and they say they will be there (more taxis come for other people). Wait another 20mins and still no show. Meachal (names I am still crap at that one sos) phoned them up and they told him there was a misunderstanding and would send someone soon. In the mean time someone manages to blag there way for a minibus already there. We get in and I pay the £10 (cos it was my fault really that it did not work) and head off to the empire in high sprits. When I get home I find a message on my phone from Boro Taxis at 00:30. I know I was a bit worse for where but jesus I cannot stand incompetant people.

All in all a good LOL. Lisa and Gemma seemed Happy. Thats all that matters.
Ow and by the way I was sad and started talking to someone in 1337 that I had never met, I feel dirty.

The week off

Well this week has been an interesting one. Off for one week and the whole world breaks free.
This week I have:
--> Ordered from amazon (got my order 4 days early!)
--> Lazed about
--> Played on Soldier Of Fortune 2
--> Slept
--> Replaced my wardrobe and suit
--> Got 2 cats
--> Ordered some double glazing for the house

All in all not a bad week. I enjoyed having the time off from college. I missed everyone hevily. I did enjoy having the time to do my coursework (LOL!) but i never did it so my fault.

The cats are my cousin Donna's. She has had them since kittens adn they are lovely. It has taken them 2 days to get used to the house as I expected (mam was worried to death they they wouldnt). Micheal Donna's other half has obviously abused them (he does not like cats) because they wimper and hide whenever me and dad go near them. Dad is a big softie and no one is scared of him so it must be either that or they are still unsure of us. Biscuit and Boo (names) are already invading only my space. They go straight for my chair and one of them has slept IN my bed (not on but under the quilt). They are lovely and it is going to be a joy keeping them.

Things I have yet to do:
--> embarras myself at Lisa and Gemmas Party
--> See Grandma (need to she washes and irons unlike my mam lol)
--> Get my hair cut (shaved preferably but at the moment anything is an improvement)
--> go to the dentist
--> Do some coursework

All in all I am very busy and need to slow down.
If you want me outside college or gaming hours then I will be on msn every night for the next week as I am covering for Terry while he goes on holiday (he needs one) so that will be from 5 till 8 every night next week. I <3 £

Viva La Revolution

Again my politics have sought vengance upon my life.
So in order to keep my Anarchist Libitarian views under view and also to stop this site being bogged down with them. Behold the creation of a new blog.

http://politicsofamadman.blogspot.com/

This is done in an archaic style and will not be silenced. I am the voice for the silent majority.

Viva la Revolution

My final top ten

1. Kelly Brook
2. Fern Cotton
3. Lucy Lu
4. Kate Beckinsdale
5. Kate Blancette
6. Millia Jovovich
7. Evangaline Lilly
8. Avril Lavigne
9. Kristin Kreuk
10. ?????????

and the winner is the = Olsen Twins.
They are genetically identical. So they can count as one person. This means I get 11 for the price of 10. Pure genius. The reason for the difference in apperance is environmental. It also means you cannot cheat on one twin with the other cos they are the same person in DNA terms. Would not like to try and explain that though. Ow and by the way they are all legal. W00t
Even if they are genetically differnet in the eyes of science it is soo small it is not a significant diffference
By the way I did lie the list is in order.
And here is a pic of the lovely Kelly Brook
Now you can see why. Giggdy Giggdy Goo.
So the list is now

1. Kelly Brook
2. Fern Cotton
3. Lucy Lu
4. Kate Beckinsdale
5. Kate Blancette
6. Millia Jovovich
7. Evangaline Lilly
8. Avril Lavigne
9. Kristin Kreuk
10. Olsen Twins

You can still post your lists on this one. I am thinking of doing the top ten most gorgeous cars next to sedate the petrol in my blood. Does not matter whether they are concept or real. I want you opinions and maybe a top ten.

Oh and by the way appologies to all the people who did not make it onto the list. Nice as you may be all of the above have something a bit special that sets them apart. Dont blame me blame society

Everyone Should Have a Top 10

Everyone should have a top ten people they would most like to do. After much thought and dilliberation I could only come up with 9. I thought it would be easy but it was not. I set myself the challenge for all the lasses that I know sat there thinking I am a bit wierd for not liking Footie and other Manly sports (they are all a bit gay. 14 men chasing a ball and you cannot tell me a scrum is manly)
So here Goes the list. It is not in order of importance and there is no reasons for them.

1. Kelly Brook
2. Fern Cotton
3. Lucy Lu
4. Kate Beckinsdale
5. Kate Blancette
6. Millia Jovovich
7. Evangaline Lilly
8. Avril Lavigne
9. Kristin Kreuk
10. ?????????

Now what I need help with is the number 10 slot. You should always have an even number in these things. SO I would like to here from you and see what you top 10 are who I have missed off my list.
This site is always open posting and nothing will be deleted. Dont think that you will be embarased (if i know you) and you can always post anonymously.
No male lists but if you feel you must then go ahead

Vin Diesel As Codename 47

Ow nose
I have just seen the worse thing ever. I was looking through the net to see if I could get a better symbol for hitman and then I find this.

Codename 47 is the hardest man in the universe ever. This was the resaon why i was getting the tatoo of the organisation he works for on my arm. This changes everythying. I will not have an endorsement for a possibly shite film on my arm. Especially on with the Vin Diesel in. As most of you know I hate the bloke with a passion.

This is like my own personal hell.
AAAHhhhhhhhhhh

Thank gods it might not get passed the development stages but according to IMDB it is on the ideas front. Only Vin Diesel has been decided on.
I cannot belive it. Is anything sacred. If Christian Bale was doing it I would not mind even Val Kilmer but no they had to choose teh Vin Diesel.

As you can tell I am now not sure about the tatoo. but the symbol is proper class and if they use it in the film it will remove the mystery of it for other people.
Looks like I will have to resort to the barcode on the back of my neck to help show my alligence to the game but also to show that I am just a number in the corporate world

Fuck Corporate America!

SPRING

Tis the first signs of spring today. A brighter morning and sun everywhere.
In our front garden our snowdrops have grown quite well and now have there flowers open.
This is going to be a wonderful new year. With a wonderfull outcome but I will have to work hard for it.
SO the sun is shining and the weather is nice. And it is getting warmer.

Soon there will be bright nights and warmer weather. Perfect for learning to skate. I have the board all I need now is the skillz. I cannot do as badly as I did last time I went out (broke 2 ribs). The warmer nights mean that I can get a better quality of light after college. The amin reason for buying the board was because I could not get a car and I know there is never enough room for a bike in my house and university dorm is even worse.

I will learn to skate this summer.

I will also go to the swimming baths more. My neack and back have started to ache again. I now have the money to go and get fit by swimming regularly. This should improve muscle tone and also help to improve my muscles in general. I need to be a tad stronger for work and all the heavy lifting is doing me in.

All in all it should be a good new year summer and spring. My portence does not reach into the mists of time and go as far as winter. I think this is what will get me down this year.

Think positive and know your goal. Exams I am gonna pwn you.

Bradford

Bradford University told me to go away. Balls eh. So thats two tht said no and me saying no to one.

Mind you I dont know how the interview went with Leeds Trinity All Saints. What a nice place but at the moment I am wondering whether I will be bored there. There is nothing for a gamer like me to do there. I suppose I will have to use there facillities for sport and become more active or bus's it into the heart of leeds.

It seems a very small old place and the church is the usual. The uni itself was built on an old convent school for priests but all the inside of the buildings are modern. It is dead close to Leeds but is only an hour to the Brough. I could still go to the games club.

The main thing that is anoying me about the place is there is no internet access in the rooms.This means that I would not be able to WOW it for 3 years like I was planning. Balls eh I suppose I will have to socialise.

Not sure how the interview went as I had a cold and I got a few nodding heads but I had no where near as much experience as the others and I had no evidence so I winged and bullshitted my way through the interview.

Got an interview with UCE in Birmingham on the 3rd of march. Hope it goes well and luck is required.

ЯEV*LUTION

I have decided that it would be better to lead a ЯEV*LUTION than to be in one. At the moment my left wing and anarchist ideas are winning through. They keep surfacing there ugly head.

I have now decided that a zero tolerance ideal should work with Chavs, Drunks, Criminals and many more.
Execution style in the back of the neck. While they wimper under the imperial might and crouch down blindfolded. I woud bring back the meaning of mass grave in the hope that chavs would soon relise where they went wrong in life and change. This will hurt them more than it will hurt me.
No need for prisions either.
This is justice for the law abiding citizen and contains the zero tolerance policy to Vice and criminal activities.

I would have to go down the route of all iconography is a bad thing and also ban religions. This is in view of what has happened over the past few months. I am slowly deciding that free speech is a bad idea for the masses to have. It may help with the individual but at the expence of lives and ideals. The commie is your friend.

When I get round to it I will create an image of me in the commisar pose of doom. Looking up to the left with the full generals regailia on. In black and white of course.

The recent events in history have made me dicide that if you are worthy you will be shot and if not you will also be shot. We will aslo make the Chuck "Fucking" Norris a member of the Spetznaz. Its not the Chuck Norris you do see, Its the one behind you with the spinning Karate Kick of Ultimate doom that will get you.

Viva la ЯEV*LUTION

Growing Worries

As I have been ill recently I have had plenty of time to watch TV. A Big mistake. Over the last 2 days I have become worried about the fact that Muslims have no sence of humour. Religion is something to be ridiculed for its false pretence of explanation and silly ideas.
I am not a very religious man and I let common sence rule my heart. This means that I can view things in terms of the bigger picture. Over the past1 month there have been a few things which have got me scared shitless

--> Hamas became a governmental body. Ow shit. They dont like anyone from the west and realy dont like tha fact that Israel has been split up.
--> Cartoons of Muhammed. I now there is no iconography in Muslim belief. But they are overacting a tad at the idea. Why should a government and country suffer for one newspapers right to free speech. Why have free speech if certain subjects are taboo and not allowed to be mentioned because that is not free speech.
--> George Bush. At the moment he will not recognise Hamas as a group and this could lead to an invasion of Iran and Israel. Iran for the use of depleated Uranium and Israel for its oil.
--> Iran Nuclear Program. The want to start depleeating uranium for use in energy production. They have no missile silos and no missiles to carry the nuclear material but the world is scared "just" in case they do. There is no evidence for it.

These thing scare me because of free speech. George Bush the right wing fundamentalish Cristian of the Bible belt wants to convert the world to america. The Muslims belive they have the best religion and that it will take over the world.
What happened to tolerance of other cultures.
I am scared for there will be more war by the end of the year and with more civillian casualtys. The Muslims are in uproar but riots and protest do not make governments listen.

For evil men to create evil takes nothing but for good men to do evil takes religion.